Which games feature the hottest girl-on-girl kisses? What are the bloodiest games you never played? How do you know if you're a gaming snob? If a ninja kills someone in a forest and there's no one there to hear him, does he make a sound?
We like to ask the really tough questions here at GamesRadar. If you missed out on our Mario Party drinking games or the terrible games we're embarrassed to admit that we love, then now's your chance to see what you've been missing. So scroll down and enjoy GamesRadar's Top 7 compendium.
GamesRadar's Top 7 Compendium
Top 7... Lazy character clichés
Copy, paste, unoriginality! The most overused archetypes of all time.
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Top 7... Games we want announced at E3
We know they're coming, you know they're coming, so announce 'em already!
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Top 7... Shower scenes
We rate gaming’s finest showers as the girls turn up the heat.
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Top 7… Sports games nerds actually like
The only games that get geeks off the bench.
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Top 7... Worst jobs in the games industry
Fun and games don't always go together.
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Top 7... Worst parts of best games
The most criminal imperfections of all time.
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Top 7... Consoles that never were
Gizmondo 2? Super Nintendo CD? Find out why they vanished before their time.
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Top 7... Gory deaths in cutesy games
Disturbing images you were never meant to see.
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Top 7... Least least extreme "extreme" games
Slapping giant 'X's on the box doesn't make your game extreme, though it may indicate the presence of porn.
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Top 7... Games that don't deserve nostalgia
Honestly, they were never that great in the first place...
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Top 7... GTA IV Easter eggs (so far)
2008's biggest game is filled with secrets - here are the best we've found!
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Top 7... Blue ball moments
The game may be over, but where's our happy ending?
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Top 7... Cutesy characters we want to beat the crap out of
Yeah, they're cute, but they're so damn annoying.
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Top 7... Articles we wish we'd thought of first
We totally didn't write these articles - but we could have!
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Top 7... Inanimate objects
They're nothing without you.
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Top 7... Nudity you didn't notice
Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think.
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Top 7... Stereotypical gamers we hate
They shouldn't exist, but they do - avoid these gamers at all costs.
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Top 7... Weirdest Street Fighter insults
From scary to stupid, we kick off Street Fighter Week with a look at the series' most ludicrous victory disses.
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Top 7... Death rattle games
These games didn't just flop - they brought down entire companies.
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Top 7... Boring Sims
WARNING: Playing these games may impair your ability to stay awake.
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Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming
We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition.
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Top 7... Failed franchises we know how to fix
They've been broken for years. Here's how to set them right.
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Top 7... Bad guys you didn't want to kill
The gaming murders that left a bad taste in our mouth.
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Top 7... Assassins
Forget fighting for justice - these killers-for-hire make amorality awesome.
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Top 7... Damsels you DON'T want to save
Screw chivalry! These ladies deserve distress.
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Top 7... Impractical characters
When the world needs saving, don't rely on these ill-prepared nutjobs.
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Top 7... Lovable blobs
Only videogames could make squishy lumps of gunge adorable - here are a few irresistible examples.
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Top 7... Franchise embarrassments
What shameful skeletons do these respected series have hiding in their closet?
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Top 7... Gamers' New Year's resolutions
Your guide to a happy, healthy new year of gaming.
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Top 7... Christmas moments
From heartwarming to horrific, we count down gaming's most memorable holiday scenes.
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Top 7... Most evil games
See the most racist, hateful and tasteless titles you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
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Top 7... Games you don't want this holiday
Lumps of coal are better than these utterly disappointing gifts.
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Top 7... WTF?! endings, part 2
From games you've never played to Hannibal Lecter moments.
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Top 7... Should have sucked
How could something so wrong go so right?
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Top 7... Rock Band peripherals we want
From Yoko Ono to defibrillators, here are the things you need to rock.
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Top 7... Mario spin-offs
Painter, doctor, savior - Mario excels at them all.
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Top 7... Forgotten sequels
You loved the originals, but you forgot all about their bastard stepchildren.
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Top 7... Worst jobs for game characters
And you think your job market blows.
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Top 7... WTF?! endings
When cursing and confusion are your only reward.
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Top 7... Unanswered questions in Halo 3
Mystified by Master Chief's final fight? You've come to the right place.
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Top 7... Apocalypses
Welcome to your doom! Here are the games that'll give you the best view of it.
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Top 7... Repeat offenders
Kill these enemies all you want - they'll be in your next game too.
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Top 7... Controversies waiting to happen
These controversial games didn't register a single blip on their radar.
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Top 7... Genres we want back
These dead and forgotten genres deserve a second chance.
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Top 7... Precursor games
Witness the evolution that led to today's favorites.
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Top 7... Halo cameos
Master Chief knows how to get around.
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Top 7... Lamest ninja
We call out gaming's most shameful shinobi!
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Top 7... Definitive MGS moments
The most boss of boss fights and more.
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Top 7... Games you'll never buy
This year's best underdogs are doomed to die.
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Top 7... Unsexy femme fatales
Videogame vixens gone terribly, terribly wrong.
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Top 7... Bitter rivalries
Two games enter... one game leaves.
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Top 7... E3 games we don't want to see
Anxiety. Foreboding. Doom. And Vin Diesel.
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Top 7... Franchise failures
Some of the industry's most fantastically disastrous non-starters.
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Top 7... Gaming auteurs
The gaming greats from Miyamoto to Meier.
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Top 7... Mispronounced game names
No, that's not how you say it, silly goose. Like an English lesson from Comic Book Guy, but far less humliating.
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Top 7... Secret shame games
The games these powerhouse developers would rather you just forgot all about.
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Top 7... Rockin' intros
Seven hot games, tuned and ready to roll.
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Top 7... Press launches for games
Because it isn't a proper game launch without a latex-clad nurse feeding us vodka through a syringe.
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Top 7... Unfunny games
They tried to make us laugh. Instead, they just made us angry.
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Top 7... In-game in-jokes
Don't get these obvious references? Hide your shame with our handy list of the industry's best attempts to poke fun at itself.
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Top 7... Games so bad they had to add breasts
This game's busted. Let's add some boobs.
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Top 7... More fun to watch than play
By all means, keep playing. We'll sit and watch, thanks.
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Top 7... Nintendo mistakes
How Nintendo got their groove back after losing it big-time.
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Top 7... Worst celebrity voiceovers
Witness the horrific performances from famous folk in the history of gaming.
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Top 7... Who's buying this crap?
Another year, another mindless sequel. Make it stop.
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Top 7... Stupidest videogame scenes in movies
Hate the way Hollywood portrays your favorite hobby? Our clips will make your blood boil.
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Top 7... Worst mash-ups
We chronicle the most heinous team-up ideas since Britney Spears met hair clippers.
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Top 7... Things GTA IV needs
The kingpin of crime games comes roaring back in October. Here's what we'd like to see when it does.
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Top 7... PR disasters
We chronicle the embarrassments the industry would rather you forgot.
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Top 7... Rudest cheats
Hotter than pr0n? You be the judge.
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Top 7... Digital drinks
Impress your friends with our ultra geeky imbibes.
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Top 7... Movie games that don't suck
Uncover your eyes and stop wincing - these ones actually got it right.
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Top 7... Things you'll love and hate about the Burning Crusade
We go over the highs and lows of the game we hate to love.
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Top 7... Gaming sweet spots
Not cheats per se - just loopholes to exploit.
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Top 7... Edible enemies in videogames
Eat This! We serve up the most digestible do-badders ever seen onscreen.
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Top 7... Series run into the ground
They had it. They lost it. Here they are.
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Top 7... You love 'em, we hate 'em
Classics? No way - we tell you why everybody's wrong about these beloved titles.
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Top 7... Games that are cheaper than therapy
Got a crippling mental disorder? We've got something to treat it.
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Top 7... Steps to becoming a videogame snob
Think you're hardcore? Not until you turn into an elitist jackass. We tell you how.
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Top 7... Games you've never played right
You think you've played these games? No way. We show you how.
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Top 7... Games we wish we didn't love
They're bad - we know. But we can't help ourselves. Check out the games we wish we didn't love.
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Top 7... Worst product cameos
Greedy, ridiculous and just plain bizarre. We expose the worst in-game ads of all time.
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Top 7... Girl-on-girl kisses
Join us as we explore our favorite hobby's sexiest guy-free moments.
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Top 7... Bloodiest games you've never played
We spew a whole mess of gore-soaked games you've never heard of - and we do mean mess.
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Top 7... Big bosses
We count off the most gigantic goons we've ever gutted.
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Top 7... Alien invasions
Get ready to get your ass handed to you by a twisted menace from across the galaxy... seven times over.
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Top 7... Least-scary moments in scary games
Even the creepiest survival-horror loses its edge eventually - we'll show you how.
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